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TDC Leader is Airport Boss’s Whore

Well, there we have it: Buchanan snaps his fat fingers and Bayford instantly drops his trousers and bends over. Using special aviation logic, Buchanan explains that the airport will shut if it can’t have night flights and that 3,000 jobs … Continue reading

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Thanet Tories Target Ramsgate

It’s increasingly obvious to Ratty that TDC Tories will stop at nothing to punish the people of Ramsgate for rather sensibly throwing out every single Tory councillor in last May’s election. This was partly a response to the promise in … Continue reading

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“A lie will go round the world while truth is pulling its boots on”

Ratty regrets having to bang on about the wretched airport but Cheeky Charlie has launched a full-on post-election PR offensive, and it really is offensive. The media, including Twitter are alive with the “night flights will create 3,000 jobs at … Continue reading

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You Are Expendable

The elections are over and Ratty bids a fond farewell to, among others, toxic Tory trout Jill Kirby and local robber Roger Latchford, who has stepped down to spend more time with his wallet. Ratty wishes them all a short … Continue reading

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Christmas Comes Early

Word in the sewer has it that a posse of Infartil bigwigs is due to arrive in Thanet today, possibly for a spot of early Christmas shopping, Ratty speculates. What with the recession and all, Ratty feels sure that the … Continue reading

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A Stitch-Up in Time

Ratty can only assume that the sparkling intellectuals of Thanet Dirtbag Council are feeling the pressure, perhaps from Burma or North Korea, for the coveted title of “Worlds Most Blatantly Bent Administration”, as news emerged over the weekend that the … Continue reading

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Night Flight – Intrusion

When only a youngster Ratty’s nephew Hieronymus munched his way through an entire discarded box of artists’s paints, believing them to be sweets. He reported that the Burnt Siena was quite delicious but the Cerulean Blue gave him hiccups, and … Continue reading

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