Tough on Crime

Ratty’s mind was put at rest when a copy of “Policing Kent” dropped onto his doormat yesterday. It explains at length how our brave men and women in blue are making Kent a safer place by cracking down on drink, drugs and other small pleasures. The banner at the top of the front page shows the accompanying reassuring image of community policing in action.

Imperial Stormtrooper Dave Bludgeon visits the home of Ethel Hogslop (93), suspected of contemplating crossing the road before the green man lit up.

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